Everything in the Right Place
by
Hans Christian Andersen
(1853)
It is more than a hundred years ago! At
the border of the wood, near a large lake, stood the old mansion: deep ditches
surrounded it on every side, in which reeds and bulrushes grew. Close by the
drawbridge, near the gate, there was an old willow tree, which bent over the
reeds.
From the narrow pass came the sound of bugles and the
trampling of horses’ feet; therefore a little girl who was watching the geese
hastened to drive them away from the bridge, before the whole hunting party came
galloping up; they came, however, so quickly, that the girl, in order to avoid
being run over, placed herself on one of the high corner-stones of the bridge.
She was still half a child and very delicately built; she had bright blue eyes,
and a gentle, sweet expression. But such things the baron did not notice; while
he was riding past the little goose-girl, he reversed his hunting crop, and in
rough play gave her such a push with it that she fell backward into the ditch.
“Everything in the right place!” he cried. “Into the ditch
with you.”
Then he burst out laughing, for that he called fun; the
others joined in—the whole party shouted and cried, while the hounds barked.
While the poor girl was falling she happily caught one of
the branches of the willow tree, by the help of which she held herself over the
water, and as soon as the baron with his company and the dogs had disappeared
through the gate, the girl endeavoured to scramble up, but the branch broke off,
and she would have fallen backward among the rushes, had not a strong hand from
above seized her at this moment. It was the hand of a pedlar; he had witnessed
what had happened from a short distance, and now hastened to assist her.
“Everything in the right place,” he said, imitating the
noble baron, and pulling the little maid up to the dry ground. He wished to put
the branch back in the place it had been broken off, but it is not possible to
put everything in the right place; therefore he stuck the branch into the soft
ground.
“Grow and thrive if you can, and produce a good flute for
them yonder at the mansion,” he said; it would have given him great pleasure to
see the noble baron and his companions well thrashed. Then he entered the
castle—but not the banqueting hall; he was too humble for that. No; he went to
the servants’ hall. The men-servants and maids looked over his stock of articles
and bargained with him; loud crying and screaming were heard from the master’s
table above: they called it singing—indeed, they did their best. Laughter and
the howls of dogs were heard through the open windows: there they were feasting
and revelling; wine and strong old ale were foaming in the glasses and jugs; the
favourite dogs ate with their masters; now and then the squires kissed one of
these animals, after having wiped its mouth first with the tablecloth. They
ordered the pedlar to come up, but only to make fun of him. The wine had got
into their heads, and reason had left them. They poured beer into a stocking
that he could drink with them, but quick. That’s what they called fun, and it
made them laugh. Then meadows, peasants, and farmyards were staked on one card
and lost.
“Everything in the right place!” the pedlar said when he
had at last safely got out of Sodom and Gomorrah, as he called it. “The open
high road is my right place; up there I did not feel at ease.”
The little maid, who was still watching the geese, nodded
kindly to him as he passed through the gate.
Days and weeks passed, and it was seen that the broken
willow-branch which the peddlar had stuck into the ground near the ditch
remained fresh and green—nay, it even put forth fresh twigs; the little
goose-girl saw that the branch had taken root, and was very pleased; the tree,
so she said, was now her tree. While the tree was advancing, everything else at
the castle was going backward, through feasting and gambling, for these are two
rollers upon which nobody stands safely. Less than six years afterwards the
baron passed out of his castle-gate a poor beggar, while the baronial seat had
been bought by a rich tradesman. He was the very pedlar they had made fun of and
poured beer into a stocking for him to drink; but honesty and industry bring one
forward, and now the pedlar was the possessor of the baronial estate. From that
time forward no card-playing was permitted there.
“That’s a bad pastime,” he said; “when the devil saw the
Bible for the first time he wanted to produce a caricature in opposition to it,
and invented card-playing.”
The new proprietor of the estate took a wife, and whom did
he take?—The little goose-girl, who had always remained good and kind, and who
looked as beautiful in her new clothes as if she had been a lady of high birth.
And how did all this come about? That would be too long a tale to tell in our
busy time, but it really happened, and the most important events have yet to be
told.
It was pleasant and cheerful to live in the old place now:
the mother superintended the household, and the father looked after things
out-of-doors, and they were indeed very prosperous.
Where honesty leads the way, prosperity is sure to follow.
The old mansion was repaired and painted, the ditches were cleaned and
fruit-trees planted; all was homely and pleasant, and the floors were as white
and shining as a pasteboard. In the long winter evenings the mistress and her
maids sat at the spinning-wheel in the large hall; every Sunday the counsellor—this
title the pedlar had obtained, although only in his old days—read aloud a
portion from the Bible. The children (for they had children) all received the
best education, but they were not all equally clever, as is the case in all
families.
In the meantime the willow tree near the drawbridge had
grown up into a splendid tree, and stood there, free, and was never clipped. “It
is our genealogical tree,” said the old people to their children, “and therefore
it must be honoured.”
A hundred years had elapsed. It was in our own days; the
lake had been transformed into marsh land; the whole baronial seat had, as it
were, disappeared. A pool of water near some ruined walls was the only remainder
of the deep ditches; and here stood a magnificent old tree with overhanging
branches—that was the genealogical tree. Here it stood, and showed how beautiful
a willow can look if one does not interfere with it. The trunk, it is true, was
cleft in the middle from the root to the crown; the storms had bent it a little,
but it still stood there, and out of every crevice and cleft, in which wind and
weather had carried mould, blades of grass and flowers sprang forth. Especially
above, where the large boughs parted, there was quite a hanging garden, in which
wild raspberries and hart’s-tongue ferns throve, and even a little mistletoe had
taken root, and grew gracefully in the old willow branches, which were reflected
in the dark water beneath when the wind blew the chickweed into the corner of
the pool. A footpath which led across the fields passed close by the old tree.
High up, on the woody hillside, stood the new mansion. It had a splendid view,
and was large and magnificent; its window panes were so clear that one might
have thought there were none there at all. The large flight of steps which led
to the entrance looked like a bower covered with roses and broad-leaved plants.
The lawn was as green as if each blade of grass was cleaned separately morning
and evening. Inside, in the hall, valuable oil paintings were hanging on the
walls. Here stood chairs and sofas covered with silk and velvet, which could be
easily rolled about on castors; there were tables with polished marble tops, and
books bound in morocco with gilt edges. Indeed, well-to-do and distinguished
people lived here; it was the dwelling of the baron and his family. Each article
was in keeping with its surroundings. “Everything in the right place” was the
motto according to which they also acted here, and therefore all the paintings
which had once been the honour and glory of the old mansion were now hung up in
the passage which led to the servants’ rooms. It was all old lumber, especially
two portraits—one representing a man in a scarlet coat with a wig, and the other
a lady with powdered and curled hair holding a rose in her hand, each of them
being surrounded by a large wreath of willow branches. Both portraits had many
holes in them, because the baron’s sons used the two old people as targets for
their crossbows. They represented the counsellor and his wife, from whom the
whole family descended. “But they did not properly belong to our family,” said
one of the boys; “he was a pedlar and she kept the geese. They were not like
papa and mamma.” The portraits were old lumber, and “everything in its right
place.” That was why the great-grandparents had been hung up in the passage
leading to the servants’ rooms.
The son of the village pastor was tutor at the mansion.
One day he went for a walk across the fields with his young pupils and their
elder sister, who had lately been confirmed. They walked along the road which
passed by the old willow tree, and while they were on the road she picked a
bunch of field-flowers. “Everything in the right place,” and indeed the bunch
looked very beautiful. At the same time she listened to all that was said, and
she very much liked to hear the pastor’s son speak about the elements and of the
great men and women in history. She had a healthy mind, noble in thought and
deed, and with a heart full of love for everything that God had created. They
stopped at the old willow tree, as the youngest of the baron’s sons wished very
much to have a flute from it, such as had been cut for him from other willow
trees; the pastor’s son broke a branch off. “Oh, pray do not do it!” said the
young lady; but it was already done. “That is our famous old tree. I love it
very much. They often laugh at me at home about it, but that does not matter.
There is a story attached to this tree.” And now she told him all that we
already know about the tree—the old mansion, the pedlar and the goose-girl who
had met there for the first time, and had become the ancestors of the noble
family to which the young lady belonged.
“They did not like to be knighted, the good old people,”
she said; “their motto was ‘everything in the right place,’ and it would not be
right, they thought, to purchase a title for money. My grandfather, the first
baron, was their son. They say he was a very learned man, a great favourite with
the princes and princesses, and was invited to all court festivities. The others
at home love him best; but, I do not know why, there seemed to me to be
something about the old couple that attracts my heart! How homely, how
patriarchal, it must have been in the old mansion, where the mistress sat at the
spinning-wheel with her maids, while her husband read aloud out of the Bible!”
“They must have been excellent, sensible people,” said the
pastor’s son. And with this the conversation turned naturally to noblemen and
commoners; from the manner in which the tutor spoke about the significance of
being noble, it seemed almost as if he did not belong to a commoner’s family.
“It is good fortune to be of a family who have
distinguished themselves, and to possess as it were a spur in oneself to advance
to all that is good. It is a splendid thing to belong to a noble family, whose
name serves as a card of admission to the highest circles. Nobility is a
distinction; it is a gold coin that bears the stamp of its own value. It is the
fallacy of the time, and many poets express it, to say that all that is noble is
bad and stupid, and that, on the contrary, the lower one goes among the poor,
the more brilliant virtues one finds. I do not share this opinion, for it is
wrong. In the upper classes one sees many touchingly beautiful traits; my own
mother has told me of such, and I could mention several. One day she was
visiting a nobleman’s house in town; my grandmother, I believe, had been the
lady’s nurse when she was a child. My mother and the nobleman were alone in the
room, when he suddenly noticed an old woman on crutches come limping into the
courtyard; she came every Sunday to carry a gift away with her.
“‘There is the poor old woman,’ said the nobleman; ‘it is
so difficult for her to walk.’
“My mother had hardly understood what he said before he
disappeared from the room, and went downstairs, in order to save her the
troublesome walk for the gift she came to fetch. Of course this is only a little
incident, but it has its good sound like the poor widow’s two mites in the
Bible, the sound which echoes in the depth of every human heart; and this is
what the poet ought to show and point out—more especially in our own time he
ought to sing of this; it does good, it mitigates and reconciles! But when a
man, simply because he is of noble birth and possesses a genealogy, stands on
his hind legs and neighs in the street like an Arabian horse, and says when a
commoner has been in a room: ‘Some people from the street have been here,’ there
nobility is decaying; it has become a mask of the kind that Thespis created, and
it is amusing when such a person is exposed in satire.”
Such was the tutor’s speech; it was a little long, but
while he delivered it he had finished cutting the flute.
There was a large party at the mansion; many guests from
the neighbourhood and from the capital had arrived. There were ladies with
tasteful and with tasteless dresses; the big hall was quite crowded with people.
The clergymen stood humbly together in a corner, and looked as if they were
preparing for a funeral, but it was a festival—only the amusement had not yet
begun. A great concert was to take place, and that is why the baron’s young son
had brought his willow flute with him; but he could not make it sound, nor could
his father, and therefore the flute was good for nothing.
There was music and songs of the kind which delight most
those that perform them; otherwise quite charming!
“Are you an artist?” said a cavalier, the son of his
father; “you play on the flute, you have made it yourself; it is genius that
rules—the place of honour is due to you.”
“Certainly not! I only advance with the time, and that of
course one can’t help.”
“I hope you will delight us all with the little
instrument—will you not?” Thus saying he handed to the tutor the flute which had
been cut from the willow tree by the pool; and then announced in a loud voice
that the tutor wished to perform a solo on the flute. They wished to tease
him—that was evident, and therefore the tutor declined to play, although he
could do so very well. They urged and requested him, however, so long, that at
last he took up the flute and placed it to his lips.
That was a marvellous flute! Its sound was as thrilling as
the whistle of a steam engine; in fact it was much stronger, for it sounded and
was heard in the yard, in the garden, in the wood, and many miles round in the
country; at the same time a storm rose and roared; “Everything in the right
place.” And with this the baron, as if carried by the wind, flew out of the hall
straight into the shepherd’s cottage, and the shepherd flew—not into the hall,
thither he could not come—but into the servants’ hall, among the smart footmen
who were striding about in silk stockings; these haughty menials looked
horror-struck that such a person ventured to sit at table with them. But in the
hall the baron’s daughter flew to the place of honour at the end of the
table—she was worthy to sit there; the pastor’s son had the seat next to her;
the two sat there as if they were a bridal pair. An old Count, belonging to one
of the oldest families of the country, remained untouched in his place of honour;
the flute was just, and it is one’s duty to be so. The sharp-tongued cavalier
who had caused the flute to be played, and who was the child of his parents,
flew headlong into the fowl-house, but not he alone.
The flute was heard at the distance of a mile, and strange
events took place. A rich banker’s family, who were driving in a coach and four,
were blown out of it, and could not even find room behind it with their footmen.
Two rich farmers who had in our days shot up higher than their own corn-fields,
were flung into the ditch; it was a dangerous flute. Fortunately it burst at the
first sound, and that was a good thing, for then it was put back into its
owner’s pocket—“its right place.”
The next day, nobody spoke a word about what had taken
place; thus originated the phrase, “to pocket the flute.” Everything was again
in its usual order, except that the two old pictures of the peddlar and the
goose-girl were hanging in the banqueting-hall. There they were on the wall as
if blown up there; and as a real expert said that they were painted by a
master’s hand, they remained there and were restored. “Everything in the right
place,” and to this it will come. Eternity is long, much longer indeed than this
story.
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